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Man Vs Drug Test


Urine SampleAs a person who has been using marijuana illegally for over half of his life, I have had to adopt tricks and techniques to get by in the “real world.” One of the most uncomfortable situations is passing a pre-employment drug screening.

Now, I’m not advocating dishonesty with your employer but a urinalysis unfairly punishes weed smokers while cokeheads and meth addicts get a free pass since those drugs only show up in a urinalysis within 72 hours of use while marijuana can stay in the system for 30 days or more. I don’t smoke before work (usually) and it never affects my ability to perform the functions of my job, but after a long day, nothing sounds better then a big, green bowl.

First off, if you can just stop smoking for thirty days then do it. It’s the simple solution to this situation. However, sometimes you don’t have that much time to prepare so you have to improvise. I have had to take ten to fifteen of these tests over the years with a 100% success rate.

I just got a new job last week and had to give a urine sample for testing. There are too important elements when it comes to effectively passing: obtaining a clean sample and keeping it within temperature. We all have friends that don’t smoke and they are the best sources of clean urine. I’ve heard of people using the fake stuff you can order over the internet or buy at your local head-shops and passing but why pay for the fake stuff when you can get the real thing for free? I just have my buddy fill up a balloon or an unlubricated condom and seal it up. I then drive strait to the facility with the “container” of urine on my dash with the defrost on to help keep the temperature high.

This is where it can get tricky. Since you are just taking a pre-employment screening, they cannot search you, so I “hide” the “container” in my underwear and bring a small pair of nail clippers and hide the clippers in a pocket or my shoe. I then carefully walk in to the facility and register. When they call me to take the test, they usually ask you to remove all items for your pockets but I am sure to keep the nail clippers in my pocket. Once they close the door, I use the clippers to clip a hole in the “container” and fill up the cup. I then empty the remaining “sample” into the toilet and hide the empty “container” in my shoe.

I don’t like to have to do this and if there was an easier way I would use it. However this is the world we live in and until there is real change, I am forced to play this stupid game. Incidentally, I would be remiss in not at least pointing out that if you are a meth addict or cokehead and want help, addiction treatment and information is available online.


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  1. I have posted on here before about passing a drug test for employment. I am a daily weed smoker and I get tested every three months. The only way I pass is by detoxing for 7 days. I do not take any instant drinks or any sketchy products from head shops. The only product I use is ultra thc detox capsules. It is a 7 day all natural organic detox program designed for getting marijuana out of your system fast. They are sold in some health food stores but I get mine online at http://www.magicdetox.com

    Hope this helps – Danny

  2. TheLamestDopeHead on

    technically it started with tobacco. A substance used by billions of people daily. What good is it? a slight “buzz” feeling and a very strong addiction. At least we can say marijuana has had helpful effects on those who were prescribed it by licensed doctors.

  3. TheLamestDopeHead on

    I respect your opinion, but i would like to point out that at one point African Americans were legally slaves. Was it right? no. It also states in the bible that it was alright to beat your slaves with a rod to near death, so long as they didn’t die within the next few days. Do you agree that this was alright? Things change, just because you think differently doesn’t make you right. Thank you for your opinion and i hope you respect mine.

  4. One major problem that employee drug tests pose for marijuana smokers is that they can still detect the use of marijuana even six weeks after use.whether you had one joint or you smoke three times a day, the same positive result is going to be flagged!

    How to Pass a Drug Test

  5. LOL if anything tobacco is the real gateway drug. that’s the first substance I ever tried. then alcohol. then weed. then hard drugs, and actually those got real old, REAL fast. now it’s just back to smokin good ol’ mary jane every now and then :) anybody with common sense knows marijuana isn’t harmful. i even had CPS show up at my house after a pissed off family member from my ex husbands side called them. i failed the drug test for marijuana and the case worker told me pot smoking parents aren’t even on their radar and left.

  6. i have been taking weed from very childhood which effected my health drasticaly.. 
    reading this was like recalling all my memories of that time! i undergo Marijuana drug test  but stil kept on popping pills :( bad phase of my life.. anyways who so evr need more info for test can http://www.drugalcoholtest.com/Marijuana-Drug-Testing-Cards-p-16133.html

  7. coldstonedstunner on

    Since it’s clearly established that the reasons for weed being illegal are all bullshit, I wont talk about them. Believe it or not, weed isn’t a narcotic (fucking dumbass), and your children will probably be little stoners one day too. Everybody smokes weed. Also, I get all A’s and B’s in school, if anything my grades are actually higher the MORE i smoke because it relieves stress, therefore I am sure that I am thinking straight. Fuck yourself, have a nice day.

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  9. I am a 50 yr old woman who weighs 200 lbs (so yes i have alot of fat cells) i have smoked pot since the age of 14,and yes on a regular basis,recently i was offered a job i to just take a clean sample when tested making sure it is proper temp.Thank goodness my friend had started a week before me.The client demads you be watched as if on probation.I went to GNC and bought their 7 day cleanser after 4 days i still tested possitive so i went to walmart and bought AZO (i had stopped smoking for 5 days) and added it to the cleansing agents as well as cranberry juice(lotz of it)today was my 8th day (took last cleansing agent yesterday) again taking a at home test for marijuana and I was clean.So i go for my pee test in afew days and can stop worrying.Hope someone finds this helpful in obtaining a good job.Also i agree you do not hear about a pot smoker beating his/her mate or robbing to support their habbit,or killing people while driving.If we made it legal maybe we could get out of dept.

  10. So would you rather have some pill junkies liveing next store to your mom and dad waiting for them to leave or fall to sleep so they can score!or would you rather have some guy who smokes a little weed then he can eat cause his disease “Crohhns” isn’t hurting and maybe sleep the whole night!For you who Think pot is so bad your probably pissed cause you want to have a drink or pop a pill…..so howmany teens die die from weed?now think about it!

  11. slipperywenwet on

    but thats a good thing, aint none of us pot users are experiencing any kind of hair loss or weak fingernails, nor hangovers, nor deadly withdrawal symptoms from prescription pills…..ohhhh, thats why they hate us so much….we will actually outlive the rest….thats powerful….

  12. slipperywenwet on

    no retard stress is a precursor to drug, cigarette, and alcohol use…and if youd quit causing so much uneeded stress, there would be no pot users, cigareete users, nor alcohol users….

  13. slipperywenwet on

    how about a test for FAT people…if your fat, sorry no job, yur a health risk…cant afford tohavepeople dropping dead wit no coronary disease at work…

  14. slipperywenwet on

    yea baby, i agree…the other commenter must work for a drug testing company and is worried about losing they job….lol..anybody can always move to Florida and smoke pills and crack and be alcoholics an pass the drug tests…an than get a good job workin for the morgues…which seem to be the only job openings down there…now…good luck anti-pot people..they make a big deal over nada…cause the alternative is 12 year old girls sellin and doing pills on street corners for their bliggin pimps an alcoholic daddies….

  15. Gateway drug? Really? You can say that about anything.. caffeine and tobacco and alcohol.. that’s old 1930’sare propaganda..I bet you think it makes you kill people or that it makes black men look at white women twice don’t you? You’re an idiot..marijuana is only illegal because in the 30’sday diesel made an engine to run off hemp. The american government didn’t like the fact that americans could grow their own fuel. So idiots like you started with that nonsense. Do your research bitch.

  16. EducateThePeople…I just have to “pat you on the back” for that post. If people would just open their eyes and consider the “other side” and lay everything out on the table, everyone in this country would be better off.

  17. Right? I have Multiple Sclerosis. What causes it? No one knows. It is a terrible, painful, frustrating, confusing and complicated disease. The point here is that I have it and there is not getting rid of it…unless one of those unexplainable miracles comes my way.
    I have worked in health care for 12 years; specializing in long term and end of life care. I have seen what MS does to people and it really is terrifying. However, I truly believe that smoking marijuana is beneficial. I have smoked for 19 years, am well educated and STILL SMOKE POT! I was diagnosed in 2006 and at present time I am on ONE prescription medication; which is Wellbutrin. I have Tramadol for pain, but why would I want to go that route?
    Start taking Tramadol for pain and build a tolerance so move to the actual narcotics. Vicodin helps for awhile as tolerance builds. So then move on to Norco, the Percocet, then Oxycontin and the finale would likely be Roxanol (liquid morphine) I’ve seen this happen with my own eyes. Working in a nursing home teaches a person a lot. If I had to smoke more and more pot to get the desired result can you imagine how much pot I would be smoking in a day??? OMG there aren’t enough hours.
    So, I can destroy my body with man-made chemicals that only provide temporary relief and end up as the patient on “comfort measures only” as liquid morphine is dropped under my tongue every two hours because “they” want to make sure I am comfortable.
    Or, I can take advantage of what God has given the world. Marijuana serves many purposes; and hemp serve that many more.
    If the US Government would stop spending so much money on a drug war that they cannot win, and end prohibition; then we can grow and harvest marijuana and hemp products across the country. If farmers could grow marijuana or hemp it would create more jobs and this country might be able to pull out of this terrible rut that it is in.
    Ron Paul gets it…I pray every day that he becomes the next leader of this nation.

  18. EducateThePeople on

    It IS illegal for a very “good” reason…. Big Tobacco is a multi-billion dollar industry. A few decades back, they realized that if marijuana wasn’t criminalized, it would very likely put tobacco out of business. Because (A) Tobacco kills people, marijuana doesn’t (B) Tobacco destroys lung capacity, and studies show marijuana to be FAR less destructive (C) marijuana wasn’t a federally controlled substance and therefore wouldn’t be taxed, tobacco was. And by golly, our politicians sure don’t want to lose some of their most wealthy backers! So, “ta-da,” criminalization. There is plenty of information available on how “gateway drugs” is a completely fabricated idea.
    We have all heard the propaganda from D.A.R.E. and abovetheinfluence. Please, read something from the OTHER side of the table….. ATTEMPT to educate yourself. Keep whatever opinion you like, but for the love of God, at least do your research.

  19. the urine in the condum or baloon is really the best way i’ve found, just make sure the temp is within 105 degrees wen in the parking lot just b4 you go in, a childs thermometer works fine….of course never to be used for anything else again lol! you want you pee to be within 90 to 100 degrees when handing it to the tech

  20. gate-way drugs??….what about that knee ache i used to….hmmm first they gave me tylenol 3….for a few months then that didnt work anymore doc says oh here try sum vicodin……i said oh yea this works great…for about a yr, doc says here, heres some percocet…need i say more???? funny i have smoked weed for almost 20 yrs for my ptsd and never had to “up” my dosage!!!!

  21. Thanks, LameDopeHeads! Now I know why Jesus really got crucified! Because he used the herb performing his healing miracles! Just check the Bible!

  22. 1.3.2000 was very important, but you still have a chance. You can avoid this. on

    Cut my methamphetamine with poison.
    California always pays first:::Celebrity culture, counter culture, gay rights, bi-racial acceptance.
    Methamphetamine is no different.
    The Midwest enjoyed a delay from the scourge of this evil drug because of your (relative) favor.
    NO matter how the Gods position this to give the appearance of the superiority of liberalism, California is far more disfavored then the decent, god-fearing people of the Heartland.

    Unit 731 was a covert biological and chemical warfare research and development unit of the Imperial Japanese Army that undertook lethal human experimentation during the Second Sino-Japanese War (1937—1945) and World War II. It was responsible for some of the most notorious war crimes carried out by Japanese personnel.
    Unit 731 was the code name (tsushogo) of an Imperial Japanese Army unit. More than ten thousand people, from which around 600 every year were provided by the Kempeitai, were subjects of the experimentation conducted by Unit 731. More than 95 percent of the victims who died in the camp based in Pingfang were Chinese and Korean, including both civilian and military.
    Japanese scientists performed tests on prisoners with plague, cholera, smallpox, botulism, and other diseases. Prisoners of war were subjected to vivisection without anesthesia. Prisoners were subjected to other torturous experiments such as being hung upside down to see how long it would take for them to choke to death, having air injected into their arteries to determine the time until the onset of embolism, and having horse urine injected into their kidneys. Other incidents include being deprived of food and water to determine the length of time until death, being placed into high-pressure chambers until death, having experiments performed upon prisoners to determine the relationship between temperature, burns, and human survival, being placed into centrifuges and spun until dead, having animal blood injected and the effects studied, being exposed to lethal doses of x-rays, having various chemical weapons tested on prisoners inside gas chambers, being injected with sea water to determine if it could be a substitute for saline and being buried alive.
    Why would the Gods offer this clue? Perhaps so they could bury these atrocities and blame me, blame the Situation, for such monsterous acts being lost and forgotten to mainstream history.

    I detest how the God’s positioning can give them the appearance of being innocent. The are responsible for Normandie, Unit 731, Rape of Nanking, “Scorched earth”.
    Of course in this age, as deeply into disfavor we recently fallen, the Gods more often sell “earning” and evil as the way to get into heaven, rather than blame their positioning, a clue suggesting how close we are to the Apocalypse, for the people are incurring “maximum damage”.
    Just as liberals think they are “earning” by promoting social poison, so do conservatives think they are “earning” with UnitedStates warmongering, ie Iraq, Vietnam. They tried to help you understand on a conservative issue with the Gulf Oil Spill.
    You will pay for the sins of your leaders, either political or social. How the hippies didn’t realize the Jews were out for revenge for the Holocaust is beyond me, which of course is why I was hired in 1988::To gain a necessary element of positioning that the Gods were going to sell to the disfavored in years to come.

    Go ahead and ignore this. You won’t ever defy and do the right thing anyways.
    “These came to life again and reigned with Christ for a thousand years.” Revelation 20:4.
    Don’t forget to try space coke in the blender and fuck as many stunning bitches as your goddamn dick will allow, because this place is going to be ALL about temptation. Some decent god-fearing people will suceed at resisting temptation, but the Gods will ensure lots of human trash to facilitate temptation.
    It will be the rare individual who makes the transistion in an enviornment where you can have anything you want.
    “Going along” will “earn” your invitation to the Second Coming of Christ. You will be reincarnated until that age comes, buy you a mere 1000 years and cost you your chance at immortality, simply because you bought into evil as “earning” and subscribed to the big lie.

    When I was young the Gods tempted these people by asking them to drop hard-core pornography around my schoolyard where I walked during break, hoping it nurtured an attraction to this particularly obscene form of porn.
    The Gods are trash. Over and over again we see them cross the lines of decency, but since they have their Italian “Roman Empire resurrected” positioning in place they can sell it as perfectly normal.
    But, much as they initiated the Moorish invasion to create this world of misery for black people, so did they form the Eutruscan’s value system sufficient to position their own goals for western civilization’s rise.
    After the Holocaust, after Normandie, Pacific theater horrors, Vietnam, Afghanistan we see the pathology of the Gods.

    We no longer see orphanages for good reason::::The state would be forced to use professionals, experts in their field to devise standards these facilities would apply to the children. These standards would illustrate an ideal rearing goals which we in fact could all learn from.
    This is an outstanding example of reverse positioning and how the Gods created a society where evil appears good but also socially acceptable.
    Civil Righs is a similar issue. Segregation in today’s age would command full funding for black universities and well established black jounralism and media outlets, not this integrated white media cancer where blacks eat what they are fed.

    The clone hosts who run corporate entered clone hosting under the belief that “earning” their way into heaven by being obedient was the system. Now they will do anything requested by the Gods.
    The Gods run corporate through these individuals. They are the “alpha males” of the pig pen.

    The Gods never intended to allow the prophet to be used to lead by example. I have FAR too large an audience for that to be allowed and, conisistant with the advanced state of deterioration of the disfavored, now the Gods can blame me for its failure, when all along they were never going to allow it.
    They claim I would have no choice but to work on my problems if I am to function in the corporate enviornment. Ironically, the probelms they created are the REASON behind what’s happened.

    He who will Lead By Example is to come later, with a scaled down audience, for disfavored like my family is not entitled to witness the long, arduous path to Salvation.
    Keep in mind the Gods along the way would have created oppositing evidence to dump them into, perhaps killed me/change me and claimed “clone host”, selling them on this lie, likely since it would have encompassed a far larger audience and would have reinforced the lie they already sold to them for decades.

    Everybody changes as they get older, becomes more conservative. As do I.
    Perhaps I see the wisdom of the Gods. People like those who exploited me, those like my family who hurt me are not entitled to observe someone on the path, for it will provide an opportuinity to escape Damnation.
    Perhaps I don’t want that either. There are too many preditors out there who still think “earning” is the way.
    I would be killed, the’d sell them I ascended into heaven and I’d be punished. What’s happened placed a limit on how much progress they will tolerate, and once I reached that point they would finish me.
    Normally this would be a good thing, because people wrapped up in this enviornment fall for its temptations, and the result is they are better off dead. Living my life as normal places me square into this category::
    1. I curse the Gods when they abuse me
    2. I will eat apples/fruit out of spite.
    3. Thinking of eating clam chowder/shellfish. “What’s next? Sex?”
    4. I drive, pollute, waste resourses American-style, enjoy poison in society/media, eat meat, etc etc etc. Ironically, sometimes death is a good thing.
    As a result I am better off dead. Working on my problems as the One Who Leads By Example is a different matter, but because of what’s happened they will only tolerate so much.

    Blacks have no business being Christians.
    Christianity is responsible for slavery. The Italian men who ran the Church were not allowed to attack the Moors for they had favor, so they attacked those south of the Sahara. And it still continues today.
    And this was just another tool the Gods used to corrupt Italians and those who sought sucess.
    The Gods sold the people that the Catholic Church was merely the incarnation and continuation of the Roman Empire.
    Just as the Gods used the Moors to set up Italian’s preditory acts on blacks, so was WorldWar II revenge for Germany invading Rome in the dying days of the Empire.
    The industrialists were down with the Italians seeking revenge because they’re merely God’s clone host tools, are used as temptation and the disfavored were allowed all the rope they could hang themselves with.

    The God’s offensive using corporate America to convert from defined benefit into defined contribution retirement packages helped bring about the economic downturn we experience today.
    Without a majority embracing defined benefit packages the Gods are given the freedom to instruct these preditors at the top to initiate the economic offensive we experience, and instead of having a guarenteed retirterment package, a vested interest by their employer, too many are betting on the market, and during these economic collapes they will find their golden years evaporate into a blur of “divine” corruption.
    And although the market has bounced back, as with the 9/11 strategy, decisions were made at the time which has costed many subsequently.
    But this event may have just been a warning.

    Christians have mistakenly believed the perception of the Biblical definintion of The Beast as a person. I suggest The Beast instead refers to a place:::The San Francisco Bay Area. In fact the Gods offer a geographic clue suggesting this, like so many others they offer around the globe, to help people understand:::
    Mt.Diablo, “The Devil” is the “eye” of The Beast, the EastBay shoreline as the upper jaw/incisors while the peninsula is the grinding lower jaw. Witness the disturbing upturned smile in the gullet.
    The fact than man has shaped much of the shoreline in the 20th century is a testiment to the God’s refusal to accept any culpability.
    Gold Rush, counter-culture, alternate lifestyle acceptance, etc. The Beast was used to promote social decay throughout the 20th century and beyond. Difficult to perceive in the current age, one can understand their impacts from a historical perspective.
    There was a time when once the Gods “divinely” inspired punishment, where the act was inflicted by the hand of God. They were punishing people and accepting the culpability arising, maintaining societal integrity. Now, in the 20th century and beyond, the Gods tempt man to inflict this punishment, selling them on “earning”, incurring no culpability in the process. The result is social decay and deterioration of mankind’s favor in the eyes of the Gods.

    The Italian peninsula is very pronounced as it juts out into the Medietereanean.
    Considering the shape it is quite obvious they were the primary targets of the post-IceAge/Straight of Gibralter/Noah’s Flood disaster.
    Considering the shape of the boot and how Sicily “caught” the surge, the resulting tsunami inundated the entire southern portion of the peninsula, killing everything and perhaps covering even the highest land masses.
    In the 20th century the Italians were convinced entering clone hosting was ascention into heaven, and their success was a recruiting tool, just as the Holocaust was for the Jews.

    The women have God’s favor, and when the women do all the evil, as was the case in my family, this serves to “equalize” the playing field, ensuring no wisdom comes to this family as they grow older. As a result they never make progress and achieve the lowest possible placement when reincarnated.

    The Gods have black women betray the men to prime misogyny in the black community.
    They’re lying to you and they’ve been your WHOLE LIVES!!
    Europeans deserved to be inflicted with Christianity and the United States. It’s just too bad the black man had to assimilate into this white punishment.
    How ironic:::As they strive for “equal rights” they actually are sinking lower into the mire of disfavor.
    Reverse positioning.

    Just as the Gods prohibited the Italians from attacking the Moors because of their favor, so were the Jews prohibited from attacking (most) motherland Germans. Instead they attacked German-Americans.
    And the United States for ignoring the Holocaust as it happened. Thus we had the 60s and the deterioration of decency in society.
    The Italians, sexual a primary problem, had an endless supply at hand.
    The Jews, sheltered from this new-world holocaust in their communities, watched the devestation.
    As you entered the “valley of steel” you fell prey to temptation and betrayed your families and were punished:::The Gods “managed” these groups whom did their dirty work, “downgrading” the Jews for their obscene wickedness post-Holocaust.
    Both Catholic, the Irish were too drunk to organize, which is why they didn’t hurt the BILLIONS which Italians did.

    It was the degenerate Italians who planned and did the legwork for WWII who were funneled into the Nazi death camps when they thought they were ascending into heaven, avoiding the ugliness they planned for everybody else.
    Life can be so sweet.
    I want to play doctor.


    The voice you hear in your head is the power of the Gods. It’s a remote technology, like a computer, perhaps functioning on some frequency, and it can listen and talk to everyone in the universe simultaneously.
    What the Gods taught the children was the truth:::God is everywhere, and this is what they meant. I will remind you of another principle you learned as a child:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
    Even the antient Gods don’t have the ability to listen to people’s thoughts themselves. They taugh we were all made in their image:::I expect they need this “Artificial Intelligence” they created to relay what people think.
    It is a tool, and the Gods use their tools to test people with temptation:::It will role-play people in your life:::Parents, friends, spouses, and employers, all in an attempt to test people with temptation. Ironically, it does the very same thing to those people whom you think you’re hearing, except in that individual’s unique way:::We are all “managed” by the God’s technology.
    But this agent of the Gods can do more than just communicate. It can force thoughts into people’s heads, force behaviors onto their bodies. It can turn healthy cells in your body into cancerous cells. It is absolute power. And this is just the beginning.

    Obedience is not the answer. This is the brain-less response and the easy way out.
    You’ve done everything you have been told for years and it never bought you ANYTHING. Your parents did what they were told and it didn’t buy them anything. Your grandparents did everything they were told and now they’re dead, reincarnated as lesser life forms, perhaps even into America’s deranged, violent ghettos.
    People think they are not responsible when Artificial Intelligence tells them to do something. They offeed a clue with the Holocaust AND with Watergate:::Defy authority and do the right thing.
    In earlier decades this obedience may have been out of fear, as so often in Germany, but that era is long over. To maximize damamge the Gods today sell them on “earning” and these people think they will profiteer from their evil.
    They offer a clue on the Simpsons with Flanders and Skinner. So many ridicule both figures, a testiment to the state of our society.

    The Gods favor the children most among all the people due to their innocence and purity. But society and the God’s tools recently are corrupting the children at a progressively younger age, a reflection of our collectively increasing disfavor and yet another clue illustrating we live in a increasingly deteriorating environment.
    Children who sucessfully repair their relationship with the Gods ascend into heaven. This often takes multiple lives of hard work and proper behavior in the face of adversity to achieve. Adults to whom it is offered enter clone hosting instead, thinking they will be ascending into heaven ultimately. The Gods tempt people, selling them as one in the same, but one is good while the other is evil. In their desperation the disfavored subscribe to this temptation, making their task even more difficult than before due to the evil they incurr in the process. And their corruption will cost the disfavored, for they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form into an ever deteriorating world, sucess becoming ever more allusive with each passing life.
    The hole they’ve dug for themselves is even deeper than the one that existed from their prior lives, ensuring it will take even more time and work to fix their problems with the Gods. And for many there may not be enough time left.

    Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
    People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON’T like evil and refuse to grant this immediate feedback.
    EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until the end of this or their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their placement as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations, like the United States or its ghettos therein.
    Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.
    Example:::Punishment for gay marriage in Iowa was immediate and painful, a sign of favor of these God-fearing, church-going Midwesterners.

    The Gods suggest they can create paradise for those with their favor. I argue they create misery for those without::::
    Our celebrity culture is temptation. It creates a distraction which consumes people, sometimes for life. Certainly it costs them precious years which could be spent repairing their relationship with the Gods, time that ultimately goes wasted.
    Do you really think Frank Sinatra lived to be 84 years old? In fact the “Chairman of the Board” had a new crowd to entertain in the late 80s/early 90s.
    These people are clone hosts. Now, there is no thing as “black and white” with the Gods. This technology they invented is far, far too dynamic. Expect they require most to stay for a period of time, for I suspect actively (knowingly) engaging in this evil incurrs at an accelerated rate as compared to “carte blanche” given regarding successive clone hosts. They remain until they achieve a pre-determined level of disfavor, incurring evil in their misguided celebration of “earning”, at which time they are ultimately reincarnated, perhaps because they eventually learned this truth I am sharing with you and began to repair their relationship or until the Gods became disgusted and sent them back.
    The Gods recruit most for clone hosting when people are young, in their late teens or twenties, when people are eager to hurt others for what they perceive to be the benefits achieved through “earning”. And before they leave they give the Gods “carte blanche”:::”Do anything you want. I give my full approval.” Depending on their level of disfavor the Gods take them to heart.
    Because of this these people STILL INCUR EVIL FROM THIS LIFE DESPITE BEING REINCARNATED AND LIVING AS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON and living in our temptation-ridden society. And incurring this amount of evil may likely push many over the edge into Damnation.
    What are the God’s standards for offering clone hosting? Sociobility? Many tactics in various eras are used to gain approval, duress during the Vietnam draft being a good example, one which deteriorated into preditation as mankind’s disfavor grew.
    They liked Heath Ledger. Not enough to allow him to escape without the evil of “Dark Knight” and the horrific wickedness that was the recruiting tool “Brokeback Mountain”. But now he is out. And irregardless of how old he is now, reincarnated 10, 15 years ago, he now is no longer incurring evil from this life. So many others cannot say the same.

    This is Planet Reverse Positioning. Sucess IS NOT a sign of favor. It is just a unique temptation targetted towards a different level of disfavor. Considering our roots as peasantry people should be particularly alarmed at this tactic.
    Clone hosting is like money:::A different level of disfavor and its associated temptation. Money is in better position to learn more quickly than those without, for the associations and wealth-based freedom enables them access to information. Unfortunately, those who fall for this temptation of clone hosting are likely returned to their original lowest level of disfavor once they are reincarnated, punishment for this evil, and they have to start from scratch.

    Our society’s values are bestowed by (a reflection of) the God’s:::Punitive and reward-based. Contrary to Jesus’s teaching’s you will NOT be forgiven and you have to earn your way into heaven BY BEING RESPECTABLE AND DECENT!!!
    Not by being evil and wicked.
    Forgiveness/savior was the primary temptations the Gods used Christianity to create.
    Middle-America’s anti-Semitic attitudes are a clue regarding Christianity. Europe shaped like a sheep is symbolic for the slaughter that is Christinaity.
    Christianity is punishment for Europeans.
    You ALL hate Jews::”They own banking, they control Hollywood and poison our children’s minds, etc etc.”) YET YOU PRAY TO ONE LIKE A GOD!!
    Dislodge your head from your ass. Must you be chumps your WHOLE LIVES???
    There is no such thing as a free ride. Just as you have to earn a living by working so must you earn your own salvation by repairing your relationship with the Gods.
    As we learned from religious/morality education during our formitable years:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. The only savior that will exist in our lives is ourselves. The Gods offer clues in life::::Be it school, work, etc., you have to do the work for yourself and when you do something wrong you get punished. Cheating is a subsegment and speaks directly to the temptation of “priveledge”, one we have seen used effectively when the United States preyed on the disfavored with the so-called “stimulus package”.
    As like so many of you, Jesus did everything the Gods tempted him with. His legacy of whorism was inherited from his parents:::Mary was no virgin. Rather, she was a prostitute, and when he grew up Jesus met someone like his mother. This is a cruel joke the Gods play on Latinos, similar to the rape and subsequent “missionary work” by the Spanish.
    Baptism does not allieviate “original sin”. Rather, baptism PLACES original sin by indoctrinating these children into this evil religion, much like circumcision was a method to inflict early damage/mutilation and make (permanant) accention just that much more difficult, another hurdle one must overcome. Body ornamentation (tattoos/piercing), celebrated in Africa and elsewhere among disfavored peoples/cultures, also violates the body the Gods gave us in their image, quite opposite to the positive attitudes the disfavored hold regarding this practice.
    Like Jesus the Second Coming of Christ will be evil. He will look like a savior in this demented society while the Anti-Christ will speak of a different gospel, one that tries to restore the norms and mores which the Gods originally blessed upon the people which made life decent, looking like a tyrant in the process.
    He will be viewed as the “bad guy” when really he is the one trying to save the world.
    There may be a phoney offering, a theatrical production which accurately follows the Book of Revelations. Actually positioning demands it:::::Christianity is positioned to be the one true religion. And those who follow its teachings will have limits imposed ensuring their stay will be minimal, a “consolation prize”, for they don’t think correctly and therefore don’t behave appropriately, or perhaps will be used to colonize the new Planet Earth. This describes many “sinners” in today’s society because they refuse to change their behavior.
    Christians have mistakenly believed the perception of the Biblical definintion of The Beast as a person. I suggest The Beast instead refers to a place:::The San Francisco Bay Area. In fact the Gods offer a geographic clue suggesting this, like so many others they offer around the globe, to help people understand:::
    Mt.Diablo, “The Devil” is the “eye” of The Beast, the EastBay shoreline as the upper jaw/incisors while the peninsula is the grinding lower jaw. Witness the disturbing upturned smile in the gullet.
    The fact than man has shaped much of the shoreline in the 20th century is a testiment to the God’s refusal to accept any culpability.
    Gold Rush, counter-culture, alternate lifestyle acceptance, etc. The Beast was used to promote social decay throughout the 20th century and beyond. Difficult to perceive in the current age, one can understand their impacts from a historical perspective.
    There was a time when once the Gods “divinely” inspired punishment, where the act was inflicted by the hand of God. They were punishing people and accepting the culpability arising, maintaining societal integrity. Now, in the 20th century and beyond, the Gods tempt man to inflict this punishment, selling them on “earning”, incurring no culpability in the process. The result is social decay and deterioration of mankind’s favor in the eyes of the Gods.

    Life is a test, and the Gods evaluate people based on their performance.
    The Gods test people with the temptation for which they are most weak::::
    Homosexuals desire sodomy, preditors pursue the hunt, alcoholics crave a drink, junkies jones for dope, etc.
    Addiction theory is a lie; it is Artificial Intelligence creating the desire, punishment for inappropriate behavior. Ironically, it compells people deeper into the behavior, minimizing hope for recovery.
    The Gods chose Christianity for Europeans because it is the temptation to which they are most suseptable:::Entitlement. Something for nothing. A free ride. Irresponsible behavior. The United States/Western civilization’s accompanying wealth contributes to this perception. And other people from throughout the world happily subscribe to this punishment designed for Europeans, assuming this legacy once assimilated.
    Next time you think of Muslims recognize these people are vastly superior to Christians. Whereas many throughout the Christian world no longer attend church and have fallen into Godlessness, the Muslim world worships the Gods for OVER AN HOUR EACH AND EVERY DAY.

    The Gods created the perception “Italians are stupid.”, ensuring a slow learning curve, to justify using them to accomplish goals throughout the transitional 20th century. It took an extraordinarily long time for them to learn this truth I teach due to this artificial handicap. These people are SO extremely disfavored, but today’s positioning says differently, much to people’s confusion, for they think money is the ultimate sign of favor:::Good food, good music, history of warmongering, Catholics, Christianity HQ, Noah’s Flood event, propensity towards violence, raped by outsiders, mild Meditereanean climate, so many other issues which enhance life/contentment in Italy/Meditereanean and ensure few if any seek more, a necessary step for finding the path and repairing your relationship with the Gods.
    Contentment never motivated anyone. Money is not a sign of favor::::Wisdom is the true wealth on Planet Earth.
    I’d also like to remind you the Noah’s Flood event ocurred in the Meditereanean region::::Global sea levels rose with the end of the ice age, Atlantic Ocean broke through the Straight of Gibralter, killing untold millions in the cradle of western civilization. The God’s timed their corruption and sin to correlate this act as punishment.
    The Italian peninsula is very pronounced as it juts out into the Medietereanean.
    Considering the shape it is quite obvious they were the primary targets of the post-IceAge/Straight of Gibralter/Noah’s Flood disaster.
    Considering the shape of the boot and how Sicily “caught” the surge, the resulting tsunami inundated the entire southern portion of the peninsula, killing everything and perhaps covering even the highest land masses.
    Think about this next time you are deceived by the God’s positioning of Italian wealth.

    Everyone who failed to ascend and remained on Earth past a certain date will be forced to deal with this positioning::::A ceiling is in place. This serves the God’s goal of minimizing the percentage of potential candidates as society deteriorates, much as “instant gratification” did beginning in the 80s:::It will take multiple lives for the disfavored to fix their relationship with the Gods and ascend, and many have been conditioned not to have the patience for it. Other issues force limits/ceilings upon candidates:::Abortion, homosexuality, promiscuity, Christianity, godlessness,
    Whether behavior is involuntary or based on freewill depends on one’s level of disfavor, as well as other complex factors:::::May I remind you about the coercitive envionment the Gods created in the 20th century, specifically to create a temptation that few Italians (or their associates) would overcome:::”We’re in control. If you want to be a part of it you’ll do what you’re told.”. Early-mid 20th entury positioning was infallible.

    Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of gross disfavor once you understand that females are the God’s favored gender. Muhammad’s (Mohammed’s) polygamy halfway throught his life as a prophet was preditory, designed to corrupt. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believe in male superiority and that the abuse of women (polygamy) is God’s will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in United States. Consistant with Planet Reverse Positioning, in Africa blacks are being punished with AIDS for their sexual promiscuity in hope they learn and correct their behavior.
    Blacks are highly suspectable to temptation. As a result they need a strict, disiplined religion like Islam. They can’t afford to be Christians. It is one of the benefits bestowed upon their people, and other groups could greatly benefit as well. They need to recognize the importance of a good relationship with the Gods, embrace this benefit and remain true to their faith.
    Vailing is tradition for some, practical for others, one which aids in the men’s self control among some cultures. Much like the Jews who killed Jesus, like the bigots who oppose immigration there is a reason embraced by the masses and the real purpose, displaying the intent of the Gods::::The Gods clue to purebloods that they should not abandon their motherland for this dumping ground for rejects that is the United States.

    The Holocaust was a clue the Gods utilize scapegoatting as a strategy.
    Why did the Gods punish the Jews with the Holocaust? Was it for the destruction of cultures which Christianity caused? Perhaps they corrupted the Jews “after the fact”, telling 19th/early 20th century Jews that Jesus “earned” immortality for the Jews by destroying the European and other cultures? The German destruction of European churches/cathederals during WWII is a clue. Note::::The Gods wanted to keep the Catholic stronghold in Italy, ensuring they could use this tool against these disfavored for many years to come. There is so much Godlessness today, but one day people will flock back to houses of worship out of desperation, and the Gods ensured the Catholic Church would be Italian’s destination.
    Planet Reverse Positioning:::The Nazis were the “good guys”. So are the Muslims/Palestinians, however corrupted some are due to polygamy.
    Contentment never motivated anyone::::Except perhaps for slavery, the Jews never saw more of their children ascend into heaven than during the Holocaust.
    The Gods subsequently used revenge for the Holocaust as temptation::::”Your Italian brothers have a tool, a special power which can achieve sweet revenge. Are you interested??”
    In the aftermath of the Holocaust the Gods tested the Jews with the temptation of revenge, an offer which many gladly accepted.
    There was positioning behind the counter-culture movement. How did the Gods telepathically “sell” this rapid deterioration of decency to the Italians and Jews and compell them to fall on their swords as preditors?
    If the Jews only would have emersed themselves in Judism the Gods would have “protected” them from the raveges of temptation. Judism may be the one superior religion in all the world, and the Jews wouuld have been wise taking refuge in this exceptional benefit bestowed by the Gods rather than looking for the easy way out.

    Much as with the Jesus event, the Gods use the disfavored to prey on each other.
    The Gods use the evil that men do, man’s inhumanity towards man to accomplish strategic testing/punishment/etc goals::::The Germans fell for this temptation by following the preditor/corruptor-Austrians (Hitler).
    Without this Austrian the Holocaust may never have happened. Nor may have World War II.
    What the Germans did was wrong. They fell for temptation and failed to have empathy for the disfavored. Economic desperation, not wisdom nor enlightenment, dominated in Germany.
    The Gods send many clues suggesting the great favor of the Germans (regionally). I think the Cold War’s Berlin Wall dividing Germany into east and west was a clue suggesting this (reverse positioning).
    I suspect the Holocaust was used to “level the playing field” in Europe, for the Germans had far too much favor to be included in the agenda planned for their neighbors otherwise, and they would have been suspiciously out of place, providing a clue for the disfavored which would have been difficult for the Gods to position away.

    Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings.
    The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they taught their children appropriately and experienced a higher percentage of children ascend into heaven.
    Our preditory envionment of “freedom” was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to its citizen’s disfavor.
    Red white & blue IS BAD FOR YOU!!!
    Planet Earth is not about living. Planet Earth is about being tested. And contentment never motivated anyone.
    Your happy lives are costing you your chance.
    Italians HATE Africans because of their invasion/rape of their motherland. The Gods did this SPECIFICALLY to strategically position the punishment of the most disfavored peoples:::
    The Gods have used the ghettos of America as a reincarnation dumping ground. This may be temporary/cyclical, illustrated by the Italians who fell for temptation and parlayed their own civil war into the Black Wars of the 80s and 90s, in addition to the “thug life”/gangster state of mind. Ironically, it was these same Italians and their cooperating associates who were reincarnated into the ghetto as crack babies and gangster thugs for this event.
    There is justice in the universe. This is how the Gods do business. Once you recognize the patterns you will understand the other clues they offer to the people.
    Of course it may be more of a permanant change, indicated by the enhanced temptations in these neighborhoods, for the Gods have created these enviornments so riddled with temptation few can escape/overcome.
    Don’t be suprised if after being gunned down in the ghetto the next stop for the 20th century Italian-Americans & friends was AIDS in Africa, punishment for their promiscuity and deviacy for some, involvement in the AIDS trade for others.
    Media report on a crackdown on child prostitution. “(The pimps use coersion to prey on the children, etc, etc, other “conclusions” offered through the media.)” What a degenerate liar.
    These kids WANT to turn tricks. They LOVE the idea of having a pimp. It is celebrated in their “culture”.
    Yet another legacy of the evil inflicted by the Italians, revenge for the invasion and rape of Italy.
    Maybe this was the destination for a smaller percentage of these deviates after AIDS in Africa, ironically.
    There is a reason why we have these genocide events recently in Africa::::Black is one of the God’s “dumping grounds”, and they send offenders to these regions for punishment.
    I call the monsters who destroyed our society in the 20th century. The next holocaust is mine.
    Just like black neighborhoods, the legalization of marijuana will make drugs available on every street corner, even in the suburbs. White’s affluent suburbs will become just like the ghetto.
    The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men, destroying what pockets of favored matriarchy existed. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent’s original superpower also played the major role in African slavery.
    The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie “The Matrix”:::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
    As they did humanity in the 20th century.

    Even the Old Testiment is not to always be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
    A metaphor for sex, it also serves as a warning.
    There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women’s attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.
    So were there other issues “ridiculed away” as the Gods sought to transition into this Godless, immoral enviornment which society has become.
    1. Decency/obsentiy in media
    2. Corporal punishment for children
    The deterioration of society and mankind is all women’s fault. Females are sexually promiscuous like men, many who too often are corrupted like the opposite gender, and the result is a reduction/minimization of mankind’s collective level of favor, a very important step necessary for the Gods to justify the Apocalypse.
    They need to understand this responsibility, their favor amongst all the people. Instead they have embraced masculinization::::Girls play organized sports, engage in casual sex like men. The trend is away from traditional girl toys, like dolls, which often during playtime helped crate positive thoughts, enabling the Gods to enlighten the favored gender and illustrate wisdom, occassionally leading to the path towards ascention.
    There are many good men who become corrupted by the extreme members of the gender but they are manageable and easy to control if the women maintained their power. Instead they have let it slip away. I suspect there are many older women who remember their elders addressing them regarding this issue.
    The relationship between men and women have always been complimentary:::The men shelter and protect women from the evils of this life, ensuring the women have a REAL opportunity to ascend when reincarnated, while the women help the ignert men understand by sharing their wisdom imparted by the Gods. The tendency towards sexual abstinence as one grows older is an example.
    Brilliance and insight granted to Eastern cultures and religions::::Not for Europeans. If once existed, now crushed by Christianity. Replaced by preditory Mediterreanean patriarchy.
    Europeans:::The most disfavored people on Earth. The first to experience the end of their God-granted favor.
    Reverse positioning.

    Think about what I say. Consider what I teach.
    When I am no longer here or no longer teach the Gods ARE NOT going to share with you.
    Even if you doubt now you need to remember the principles that I teach because the Gods ARE NOT going to be generous with the disfavored. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor, WHETHER CONCEALED IN REVERSE POSITIONING OR NOT (like Christianity, like money), and you are going to be on your own.
    I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God’s way to grant some time after a learning event such as this before they will end on Planet Earth.
    Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their “investment”.
    Either you make that decision now and accept the punishment for the sins of this life or you will pay for it in the next, reincarnated into a similarly low role, ensuring another wasted opportunity, or as an even lower form of life, and hope will begin to slip away.
    Another lifetime, shot to hell.
    Young people who understand yet still wish to have children MUST begin to do the right thing and work on fixing their relationship with the Gods, accepting the punishment for the evil they have done in their lives. Without this progress they won’t do the correct thing for their children and ultimately cause even more problems for themselves by perpetuating this behavior into a new generation.
    You must be willing to tell the Gods “No.” when tested with temptation, and accepting punishment and putting it in your past is the only way you will suceed as a parent.
    You need to do your best, teach your children decency and morality and give them the very best chance to ascend if you want a similar opportunity in your next life.
    If you do well for your children now your parents will do well for you when reincarnated.
    Pray daily. Think appropriately. You are vulnerable. Live this reality in your daily lives. Impart these charecteristics upon your children. Too many are confident, unaware of the God’s awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
    Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God’s temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.


    Sea World orca is funny!!
    Dale Fitzgerald.
    The Artist Formerly Known as Sexy (Before He Was Reincarnated).
    Sexy Parris.

    This IS the event. I am the telepathic prophet.
    There may have been no other way in today’s modern age:::Use popular culture as temptation and keep teachings primarily telepathic.
    So much corruption, people who think obedience is the way, and when I spam them immediately erase what could be their last chance, ironically.
    This thing was always for the “haves” anyways, those who could interpret the God’s clues.
    The Gods must be willing to allow Artificial Intelligence to act as my “bible”, repeating all teachings I have made for future generations.
    This will ocurr but I am afraid only among the miniscule minority “haves”, leaving the “have-nots” lost in ignorance and cast into Damnation.

    The Gods have created this sick, deranged enviornment to punish us.
    We’ve ALL been here on Planet Earth before. Some are being punished more than others.
    Hitler(s) IS(ARE) running around down here on Earth after all. So are the JCs.
    Part of this deterioration is cloaked in the way society functions::::Two-parent working households, rushing around, constantly occupied.
    Some don’t listen. Others only hear it in a dream.
    You have to pay for what you’ve done wrong. The soomer you stop offending behavior the less you’ll be punished.

    As we witness the Gods position out my sacrifice, so have we witnessed the Gods “position out” all these items of popular culture the Gods used to::
    1. Send a clue about the Situation
    2. Offer the element of temptation, since I would never be willing as were my predecesors.

    Since the element of evil temptation, attributable to every prophet, was not positioned expect it still is to come.
    My Holocaust.
    I noted how as we become increasingly indecent the Gods have phased out elements which gave people pause, made them think twice:::Punishment as favor from the Gods. The fear of Hell is an outstanding example:::People learned of Damnation and many, if not most, behaved appropriately. Today’s Christianty has “phased out” the concept of Hell. Whereas people like mom learned of Hell in the early-mid 20th century now that she has been reincarnated this element will be absent from her religious education.
    If she even gets one.
    Hell is not the only example:::The Gods are phasing out other forms of punishment. AIDS is another good example:::There will be no “AIDS II”. Those people will be allowed to become as wickedly hedonistic and deviate as they chose.
    Genocide events are a punishment tool. Whereas they ocurred occassionally this too will be a “benefit” the Gods “phase(d) out” and elminate, for the people have fallen into too grave of disfavor, ironically.
    Reverse positioning.

    Ask and you shall receive.
    I wish evil befall my enemies, the wicked involved in the Situation, including my family. I wish those who did this to our society in the 20th century and beyond pay the ultimate price, and I have expressed this.
    This may be my role.
    Come the Apocalypse when the Second Coming of Christ emerges he will adhere to New Testiment teachings:::The “savior” Jesus Christ:::White sucess and power “proves” the white God is the one true God.
    You all know and understand how the Gods used Christianity as temptation, and most of you didn’t need me to explain it. Consistant with your history as Europeans, you act irresponsibly and expect to be “forgiven”, absolved for the evil you do throughout your lives, instead thinking you are “earning” and playing your part.
    This is not how the world works.
    If you dare defer and bet your lives on something you know is a lie you will deserve your fate.
    People who “play along” are setting up justification for their involvement in the future Second Coming.

    The Gods punished me for spamming without their consent. And to who? The Damned!! People who wil do everything they’re told and will wind up following the Second Coming of Christ in the Apocalypse.
    They won’t work on their problems because either they’re told not to or they understand and are afraid of punishment. Either way they will look to someone to save them, do their job and rescue them come the End of Times.
    I’m not saying there’s nothing for these people. That very well may be how it works out, but don’t be surprised if they throw them a bone, a reach-around consisting of a small amount of time in an enviornment where they will be tempted with all manners of the flesh.
    Now the available candidate pool will just be the followers of Jesus, of which there are few. I suspect come The End this number may grow but it will be subject to the God’s tactics, minimizing the percentage.
    Them and the people who are “going along”.
    The irony is thick:::Those who fail to learn and change during this prophet event will suffer their fate during the Second Coming. They decided to hold out for what they felt was their “free ride” and lost their chance at immortality in the process.
    The price of irresponsibility.

    Much as with the celestial event which occured that day on Ocean Beach, they say when I die there will be some final clue to the people suggesting my importance. Perhaps a “Star of Bethlehem” type of event.
    They say some children see a halo on my head in various brightness. These are the children who have a chance to ascend.
    The entire Situation was a way to offer subtle clues for the “haves”, distration-based theater for the “have-nots”. With this document I am the end-stage “catch-all”, an attempt to help everyone understand. Unfortunately, the Gods have retained the priveledge of refusal, manifested in positioning:::They manufactured credibility issues. One was stealing:::They pushed me into stealing to ensure they had a tactic they could sell to the disfavored. As punishment I expereinced years of seizures at the time and renal failure decades later.
    Despite positioning otherwise, they ALWAYS get what they want where strategy is concerned. Now they’re just entitled to punish me for development written into their agenda long ago.
    It is the God’s way to accomplish their goals RIGHT OFF THE BAT, leaving the disfavored to scramble for understanding only when it’s all over.
    This event was a teaching tool for the “haves”, accomplished before the dawn of the 90s. Too many of the “have-nots” will never accept they did the wrong thing for so many years and therefore never learn from this critical event.

    Rest assured the Gods follow their agenda to the letter, and spam in this Situation was no different.
    Had this gone corporate, perhaps they would have corrupted people with clone hosting, place a new person in a clone host with a different disfavor level to justify the change/impression they want to make. Or perhaps my failure would have been a clue suggesting the importance of family to the hordes obedient to their every word.

    Instead of helping them, missionaries are actually HURTING people, inflicting them with westernization. Whereas some may see up to a full 1% of their children ascend into heaven you pathetic white Americans can’t even muster a HUNDREDTH of that.
    America and Christianity synonymous::::Punishment for Europeans.
    And if you are a preditor and embrace wickedness in your hearts, deliberately hurting others, the Gods are going to inflict a misery as bad as any we’ve seen on Earth.
    You’re not “earning”. You’re incurring. Ironically.
    Reverse positioning.

    Couple years ago a story in the media how girls in Bayview-Hunter’s Point were going into puberty at a progressively younger age, as young as age 7.
    A very bad sign::::Early cut-off. It draws the boys attention and they subsequently make sexual mistakes, very similar to what typical people experience nearly a decade later.
    When they “turn” people on and start telepathically talking to them with this technology is very similar::The end of their chance. They segment families, convince them “earning” is the way, etc.
    I tell people to examine the change between when they were children and after they began to hear. It is the difference between good and evil.
    I understand people’s confusion:::They literally hear “God” in their head, as opposed to what was taught to them in some church’s classroom. But this technology is one of the God’s tools, and much like their other tools, clone hosts and prophets, they use them as temptation.
    They didn’t begin speaking to me until I began working for ownershit group. “You went to work for evil.” “And you were punished.”

    The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie “The Matrix”:::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
    As they did humanity in the 20th century.

    Although the Gods pushed me into talking/action, pushed me into beginning to talk in 2000 once they got the ball rolling I was doing it freely.
    A familiar tactic::Homosexuality, drugs, alcoholism. AI “magic”:::The fuel of disfunction.
    Anyways, my intent was selfish::::Revenge. An attempt to silence the abuse. Had they not tormentted me telepathically I would have resumed my petty little life and scurried about my business, happy as a clam. My intent was self-centered, and this will be duly noted.
    The consequence of this priority will be exacted, for my actions were lacking the nobility a casual observer may assume.
    Similarly, I won’t enter the private sector not because the Gods use me as corruptor but because I hate frat boy white priveledge and refuse to help them in any way, which ultimately my presence would.
    I may not be The Damned but I won’t be around for long.
    They pushed me into excess, contrived offenses in prior lives to justify the enormity of this Situation.
    They created an enemy, someone with hate or nobody would have dared cross them. And my offenses were contrived, pushed into evil to allow them to justify this Situation.
    A morality of convienience.
    Had to be somebody I guess.
    And the Gods weren’t decent or reasonable enough to ensure I could provide for myself when they were done exploiting me.

    “WHAT DO WE DO NOW???” I recommend you spend time on this. Think about what you’ve done wrong and how you can repair your relationship with the Gods. Get creative.
    This is where the cream rises to the top. It’s going to matter in the end.

    Major event in human history, and you’re unwilling to let it happen. You have to manage this like the control freaks you are, instructing Artificial Intelligence to impact my performance and ensure my delivery doesn’t have “teeth”.
    I would have hurt you so bad. I would have been so on top of the world.
    A loss. But a testiment to what a joke you are, considering this ocurrs once in the course of human history.
    They crossed the line so often to create the elements of positioning so crucial to sell the Situation, from contrived offenses to being micro-managed by Artificial Intelligence, that they destroyed their auroa of integrity.
    But I guess they then sold this too, creating an envionment of “maximum damage” for the masses in the generations before the Apocalypse.
    There is a certain level of benefit where I will consider this compensatory. Until that day comes don’t expect to see me, no matter how significant you may consider my role in your life.
    See you in a million years.

    I will continue to spam this until you redirect AI.
    I will forever daydream about the fulfillment of that passion, about your thoughts when you realize I have assumed the power and your regret for not being decent and reasonable about closure of the Situation.
    And then we would begin.

    When they reincarnate me we will see what emotional whores the Gods truely are.
    They claim they want to “make it up to me”, but the reality is they will “honey up” to me, easily concealed under the guise of reincarnation.

  23. lmao CUT UR HAIR, your fucking stupid for beliving in the bullshit theories of marijuana being a gateway drug. The reason that there is this study is that BECAUSE it is illgeal, drug dealers who sell it, also sell other drugs. Meaning, that the dealer can be like i got some weed, and i got some *insert illict drug here* if you wanna try it, therefore leading to marijuana users also experimenting with other drugs. I ALSO know plenty of my friends that smoke cannabis, THAT STRICTLY stick to cannabis. Also, I think almost EVERY single person I know that smoked weed drank alcohol before they smoked, so I can EASILY say that alcohol is the gateway drug, although there is simply NO SUCH THING as a gateway drug, just a bullshit propaganda theory to try to keep marijauan illgeal.

    I also think I read a study somewhere that AMSTERDAMN where weed is legal, has the least amount of hard drug use, compared to many countries in the rest of the world, especially the US.

    Also, if you support illegal marijuana, you also support..
    You support robberies and assaults on innocent people.
    The high prices of drugs caused by prohibition force many drug addicts to turn to robbery in order to pay for their drugs. Legalization would drop drug prices. Drug users would no longer need to rob/assault innocent people in order to support their drug habit. This violence against innocent people would end if drugs were legalized.

    You support clogging our prisons and jails with nonviolent people.
    Nearly 50% of all people in prison and jail are serving time for nonviolent drug charges. There are thousands of people in prisons for 5, 10, 50 years–even life–for possessing marijuana or cocaine! The average rapist is set free after serving only 3 years in prison, the average murderer is set free after serving only 9 years in prison! To house just one prisoner for one year costs the taxpayer $40,000! The result of these harsh penalties? Drug use has increased! (Tough laws have not stopped me from using marijuana–nor will they ever!)

    You support organized crime and drug cartels.
    Huge drug cartels and criminal organizations thrive off the enormous profits caused by drug prohibition. These organizations are responsible for thousands of murders! Many of people killed or hurt are innocent people who get in the way! These violent organizations will never be put out of business–unless drugs are legalized.

    You support environmental destruction.
    Underground cocaine and methamphetamine labs use toxic chemicals to produce those drugs–the wastes are recklessly dumped in forests and streams. These highly toxic chemicals are causing major environmental damage in South American rainforests and now in the U.S. This environmental destruction will stop only if drugs are legalized.
    You support drug dealers and street gangs.

    Drug dealers and street gangs fight over drug territories. Thousands of people are murdered and assaulted because of this fighting–many are innocent people who get in the way. This violence is another result of the huge profits caused by drug prohibition.

    You lure thousands of young people into quitting school.
    It is a fact that thousands of inner-city youths drop out of school to make enormous profits by selling drugs. The incentive to drop out of school would end if drugs were legalized.

    You do nothing to keep drugs away from kids or out of schools.
    In spite of what you may believe, keeping drugs illegal does not keep drugs away from children! Drugs are easily obtainable in almost every high school in America. Legalizing drugs would put schoolyard drug dealers out of business! There would be less drugs in our schools if drugs were legalized. Drugs would still be illegal for minors!

    You subsidize criminals by letting them reap huge drug profits without paying taxes.
    Since drugs are sold anyway, wouldn’t you rather have them heavily taxed so it would reduce your tax burden? You are giving criminals a free ride and it’s coming out of your own pocket. Working people pay 100% of all taxes for the drug dealers! Why do you want to pay taxes for drug dealers?
    You advocate punishing millions of harmless drug users (like me) at an enormous cost to society.

    If you believe drugs should be illegal, then you advocate spending your tax dollars to arrest/jail/punish millions of productive, honest, and harmless working people (like myself). Why? We hurt nobody! Who benefits from this policy? Nobody! Who loses from this policy? Everybody!

    Drug users can only hurt themselves. But the drug war harms/kills hundreds of thousands of innocent people and burdens you–the taxpayer. The drug war costs you hundreds of dollars every year! The drug war has not reduced drug use!

    Prohibitionists claim drugs must be illegal because they harm people. Why are prohibitionists so concerned about what other people do to themselves? Why do they feel it is their responsibility and right to control the lifestyles of other adults? The prohibitionists tell stories of people who hurt themselves with illegal drugs. So what? For every one person who has been harmed with illegal drugs, there are dozens of people who have used illegal drugs and were not harmed. For every one person who has been harmed by illegal drugs, there are 1,000 people who harm/kill themselves by deliberately choosing these harmful lifestyles…

    * Being overweight
    * Smoking cigarettes
    * Watching too much TV
    * Eating high-fat/high-cholesterol diets
    * Eating too much meat
    * Participating in dangerous sports/activities
    * Drinking alcohol
    * Eating too much sugar
    * Eating too few fruits/vegetables
    * Drinking too much coffee
    * Getting little/no exercise

    Why don’t the prohibitionists advocate banning all of the above harmful lifestyles? The prohibitionists tolerate people who hurt/kill themselves with tobacco, alcohol, poor diet, or no exercise, but they refuse to tolerate people who harm themselves with cocaine. Why? Inconsistent! Illogical! Irrational!

    We now come to the real reason why marijuana, cocaine, LSD, and other drugs are illegal: Lifestyle control! Prohibitionists fear that if drugs are legalized, the “drug culture” will spread to the rest of society. Nobody can force others to use drugs! Adults must take responsibility for their own health! Because the prohibitionists have decided that drugs are wrong for them does not give them the right to force their lifestyle on others. Prohibitionists want government to play the role of parent. Prohibitionists believe they must babysit adults. Prohibitionists are the lifestyle police!

    In the last 25 years, per capita alcohol and tobacco consumption has decreased significantly. This was accomplished by education and treatment, not by threat of punishment! Drug use/abuse would drop significantly if we spent our resources on education and treatment instead of law enforcement. No rational person would call for imprisonment of smokers and drinkers in order to reduce tobacco and alcohol use. But that method is exactly how we try to reduce drug use. The savings to be had in ending the drug war could easily pay for all the drug treatment and education programs we need. The drug war is a failure! Education and treatment work!

    If you don’t like a culture or a lifestyle, don’t live it! If you don’t like alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, or other drugs, don’t use them! But don’t ban my personal lifestyle for fear it will poison your lifestyle. Adults must take responsibility for their own actions! It is a flagrant violation of individual freedom to threaten others with punishment just because they choose a lifestyle that is not right for you.

    I will continue to smoke marijuana and enjoy it! I hurt nobody! If others do not approve of what I do to myself in my own home, too bad! I may not care for the music you listen to, the food you eat, or the culture you have adopted, but I would never advocate punishing you because I don’t like your lifestyle. If someone violates the rights of others, the violater should be punished; otherwise, people should mind their own business. Adults who use drugs responsibly–whether they be tobacco, alcohol, LSD, or marijuana–cause no harm to others! Leave us alone!

    If you still believe drugs should be illegal, answer this question… Why do you believe it is good policy to punish me–and 20 million adult Americans like me–because I choose to use marijuana in the privacy of my own home? Who benefits from this policy and how do they benefit?
    Total cost of drug prohibition

    * Over 300,000 nonviolent people lose their freedom to prison/jail.
    * Thousands of murders, assaults, and robberies caused by drug crimes.
    * $20 billion/year in law enforcement costs.
    * $10 billion/year in lost tax revenue (similar to alcohol tax).
    * $5 billion/year in property losses due to drug-related crimes.
    * $50 billion/year and 500,000 jobs lost because of no hemp industry.

    Total cost = $85 billion/year = $500 per taxpayer every year!
    Harmful Effects?
    Drugs Most Harmful Effects

    * Liver damage, birth defects, kills brain cells, intoxication, can induce violent behavior
    * Addiction: As addicting as cocaine!
    * Overdose: Possible.
    * Deaths/year (U.S.): 100,000 (Not counting drunk driving or crimes caused while intoxicated.)


    * Lung, throat, and mouth cancer, emphysema, heart damage, premature aging of skin, underdeveloped newborn babies.
    * Addiction: As addicting as heroin or cocaine!
    * Overdose: Possible, but extremely unlikely.
    * Deaths/year (U.S.): 400,000


    * Slight chance of bronchitis in some users.
    * Possible minor sperm count reduction, but unproven.
    * Lung cancer remotely possible with extremely heavy use, but unproven.
    * Short-term memory loss only while intoxicated–Not permanent!
    * Addiction: less addicting than coffee, soda, meat, or sugar!
    * Overdose: Impossible!
    * Deaths/year (U.S.): 0 (Zero!)

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  27. ronald perkins on

    I smoked weed about 5 hits 30 days ago. I haven’t smoked since as that was first time in years. Will I pass a hair follicle test? I don’t think I was even high when I did the 5 hits… please let me know your thoughts…

  28. TheLawisWrong on

    ” Its illegal for a very good reason.”

    Have the laws never ever changed? Of course they have, oftentimes laws simply haven’t caught up to real life. In rarer cases, like marijuana, they were a bad idea to begin with. Marijuana is safer than Alcohol and Tobacco by every possible measure. The laws against marijuana are unnecessary and harmful. Now, cocaine and heroin, well that’s a different story. Those drugs are more harmful than Alcohol, so I’m not gonna go there, but as far as marijuana is concerned, it absolutely should be legalized.

    Now, to the topic of the post…
    These tips wouldn’t work if you are being tested by law enforcement. I was tested two times a month randomly for 6 months by the police for my probation (posession) and everytime i pissed a nurse was in the bathroom with me watching.

    Of course, I never went more than a week without smoking weed!

    The first rule of passing with your own urine is to test yourself!

    At any drugstore, riteaid CVS, whatever, you can buy home drug testing kits for about 15$, it’s well worth the price to get a heads up on your urine.

    I tested myself everynight before going in to piss in the morning.

    Then, the only way to actually get clean is to workout

    THC gets stored up in your bodyfat and the only way to clean it out is to pump blood through there. With 6 hours of hard strenuous exercise you can be clean. If you break that up into three two-hour sessions of basketball, like I did, you can be clean in three days no problem. I’ve gotten away with 5 hours of exercise even.

    I’ve smoked, like completely completely baked, hydro, till i passed out, on a sunday night, and pissed with a nurse standing over me clean on wednesday morning. That said, I spent four hours at the gym total between basketball before and after class on tuesday!

    Anyways, that’s the best advice I can give, test yourself. One time, I tested myself and failed the morning of a test so I intentionally showed up late to my test since the place closes at 4:30pm sharp they wouldn’t let me test. I called my PO told him i was sorry but traffic was nuts and he let me test the next day early in the morning, which I passed. So please, always TEST YOURSELF.
    Oh and Niacin vitamin b3 is helpful, probably speeds up the cleaning process about 10% use nicotinamide 500mg rapid release. It causes a full body rash which lasts about 45minutes but that means its working and you’re perfectly fine after 45 minutes, just don’t plan on doing anything other than lying in bed in paid for that time, but i promise it works and it’s not bad for you look it up on wikipedia.

  29. As ignorant as cuturhair and lamedope are they have successfully derailed the topic of drug testing. I have a CDL and face random drug testing. I would love to hear more stories of how people deal with the problem. A urine filled condom on the defrost of your car seems risky, I know they carefully check the temperature on my samples. in fact the person doing the tests told me that’s the most common way to catch a fake test. ps my hair is short

  30. iseedumbfucks on

    weed is illegal all because some dickhead (WR Hurst) didn’t want competition from hemp. Next alcohol and tobacco are the gateway drugs.

    cuturhair and lamedope are just lame. Do either of you bother to learn anything on your own or do you lap up all the bullshit thrown at you?

    I would suggest you worry more about illegals taking jobs from Americans!

    I can tell you everyone i know who does some kind of drug illegal or not started with tobacco then move on to alcohol. Oh and yeah we should let all those dumb ass drunks come to work reeking like a brewery.

  31. LameDopeHeads on

    I cant believe you drug addicts. You would actually encourage people to use a dangerous drug. What kind of people are you. Its illegal for a very good reason. I hope you all get arrested. Put down the dope and pick up a bible. If I was to ever see you losers trying to push your narcotics on my children you would have a bad day. CutUrHair you are absolutly right. These dope users cant think straight.

  32. Just because your friend is a cop does not mean he is intelligent. My son has a friend who is a cop & he lets the kids go free when he catches them with pot. You know why? Because he knows my son smokes & knows that pot is so much better than alcohol!

  33. Yeah and I bet some of them started out with prescription drugs or cough syrup which gets you high as well. If anything should be to blame, its the legal drugs, not marijuana, dipshit. Oh and a little education for your little mind, cough syrup is the main ingredient in meth that fucks up your brain. We should get rid of that to if you want to really start blaming things.

    I knew someone who’s a Army veteran and an ex cop (discharged medically for back injuries) and was just as crooked as a meth head who sold prescription lortabs and smoked weed to relieve his pain. What a whoop de freaking perfect world we live in.

  34. A “Buddy” in law enforcement? Make up your own mind follower, If your buddy told you to jump off of a bridge, woud you? “I know exactly what I’m talking about”, NO, you’re friend the cop tells you what you know. I bet the first thing your buddy the cop does when he gets off of work(work …HAHAHA) is drink. But of course alcohol is not a gateway drug only pot. Stupid stupid stupid person. Don’t leave this blog we all need someone to lagh at ….

  35. cut ur hair guy, u sound so angry , maybe u should smoke a bowl and relax. i’m 53 and it helps, in fact i smoke so i don’t have to take a pill. dr’s years ago told me to take alot of motrin for torn rotator cuff, well it screwed up my tummy and have had to take nexium for 10 years. so smoking is a different way for me to get the results of an oral pill. see?

  36. Actually I know exactly what I am talking about. I have a friend that is in law enforcement, and tells me stories all the time about methheads that started out doing ‘innocent’ marijuana. Now they are stealing from hardworking Americans just to give the money to illegal mexican drug dealers. And how did it all start???? Pot, that’s how… You people make me sick.

  37. I feel sorry for you, Cut UR Hair. You said:
    “Everyone knows that marijuana is a gateway drug and is used by illegal immigrants to get American kids hooked on dope. You can try to deny it, but deep down you know it’s true. Then after they are hooked on pot the kids have to get stronger drugs to keep their ‘high.’ Disgusting.”

    This obviously proves you have no personal experience and know no real facts about marijuana. You can live in your fantasy world if that makes you happy; but trying to force your misconceptions down the throats of people who know what they’re talking makes you look very naive. Get your facts straight or just stop acting like you know what you’re talking about.

  38. Yeah lets give some dopehead high on Oxycotins and Lortabs and let him sell it, it’s practically free. I remember one time I was watching the news and some stupid druggie was getting oxycotins and percoset prescriptions filled and was selling it TO KIDS. I even knew an ex cop who was selling his prescription lortabs to make extra money just because he would rather use Marijuana as a way to treat his pain. Your a fucking tool Cut Ur Hair, and I think everyone can agree, a total idiot. D.A.R.E. Is evil.

  39. You are dumb, and we all know that is true. You know at one time, we all believed that the world was squared, and at one time it was even illegal for colored people to sit in the same area as whites. And now people really believe that Marijuana is a terrorist tool to dope up kids and destroy our youth?

    That is such crap, if that’s the case, we should make ALL drugs illegal, yeah, like cigarettes, alcohol, cough syrup (another way to get high AND key ingredient in meth), and the hundreds of prescription drugs that get distributed around.

  40. Cut UR hair you are so arrogant to this subject i have been smoking for a long time now and never have i once touched anything else besides a couple shots or a cold brew every now and then with some buddys

    i dont even touch tabaco i get the high i want and like every time from weed so check your facts and read a book some time dumb ass

  41. Glad you pointed out: Drug Tests should be called/renamed Marijuana Tests because most/ALL other illegal drugs pass through your system in days while Marijuana is stored in your body.


    * TOBACCO: 400,000
    * ALCOHOL: 100,000
    * ALL LEGAL DRUGS: 20,000
    * ALL ILLEGAL DRUGS: 15,000
    * CAFFEINE: 2,000
    * ASPIRIN: 500
    * MARIJUANA: 0

    Marijuana is one of the most complex organic substances on earth, it needs to be un-locked and all of its potential needs to be discovered.

    Social Networking for Change we can engage in

  42. Unfortunately, Cut UR Hair like most Americans, has faithfully absorbed the propaganda. You know deep down it’s true….

  43. The only thing disgusting in your post is the overarching ignorance expressed.

    Ah well…

  44. You guys have obviously eaten too many brownies. Everyone knows that marijuana is a gateway drug and is used by illegal immigrants to get American kids hooked on dope. You can try to deny it, but deep down you know it’s true. Then after they are hooked on pot the kids have to get stronger drugs to keep their ‘high.’ Disgusting.

  45. I can’t believe the jackass at the top of this list! How could anyone feel that cheating a drug test is any more immoral than administering the test? Who are you to say that pot smokers are any less valuable workers? I guarantee your fascist ass is republican.

    Also, I keep my hair neatly cut, what kind of stereotype do you fit?

  46. I would prefer to be honest about my marijuana use with my employer but even if they were ok with it, they couldn’t ok if they wanted. Usually pre employment screenings are used to help reduce employer health insurance rates. Once it is legalized this practice will be outlawed or once a nationwide medical marijuana program is adopted it will make it illegal to discriminate based on what prescriptions a person might have.

  47. Hey douchebag, what if you had to pass a screening for alcohol or tobacco? You wouldn’t like that, would you, how about caffeine? It shouldn’t matter what you do after work AT ALL, and do you understand that the reason Marijuana stays in your system for 30 days or so is because your body actually USES it? That’s right, your brain has cannabinoid receptors in it that makes use of the substance, and your body metabolizes it and puts it to use. Do you know what the definition for something like that is? It’s called a nutrient, and to have the government deny us a useful, though not strictly required nutrient, is the epitome of fascism.

    So fuck you, mr. cut UR hair, how about you grow a brain to go along with your short ass follicles.

  48. I can’t believe you are telling people how to FRAUDULENTLY pass a UA. You should be shot. I guarantee your loadie ass is a Democrat.

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